It's 8.30pm and we put Callum to bed at just gone 7.30pm so in theory you would think he would be asleep...
Me: Callum are you asleep?
Me: If you're asleep why are you answering me then?
Callum: Because you and Daddy always tell me to not ignore you and answer your questions.
Me: Oh, erm, err, yes. Good Boy. Now Good Night.