Thursday, June 23, 2005

All About Cushions

Why cushions should be chucked on the floor by Callum White, aged 1 year 11/12ths.

Some silly grown up people like my Mummy and Daddy think that cushions should go on chairs, I see them all the time putting the cushions on chairs and sofas, plumping them up and then sitting down and squashing them down again! How silly! On the otherhand, I know a secret. Cushions should go on floors! Do you know why? I'll tell you, I'm a good boy like that!

1) If the cushions aren't on the floor, then how will Daddy be able to trip over them?

2) When you throw yourself head first off a sofa, the cushions break your fall! But if you take them away, it would hurt! Even I know that and I'm not even old enough to buy a cushion! Do these people want me to get hurt? It's not like I can just stop throwing myself off the sofa is it!

3) It's much easier to smush food into cushions when they are lying on the floor, chocolate works best!

4) If I didn't keep putting the cushions on the floor, what else would Mummy have to do all day? I think she really likes it when I do it because sometimes she says "What are those cushions doing on the floor? I just picked them up, you little monkey!!" and then she puts them back on the sofa I can have fun throwing them back off again when she turns her back!

But do you know the main reason why cushions should be chucked on the floor? Because it makes me smile.

5 comments:

still_figuring_out said...

hey, your reasons make aboslute sense to me.

sorry mommy, you don`t have my vote on this one ;)

reno said...

LOL! Why couldn't you have told us this tip about the cushions earlier, Callum? All these headaches and broken noses I could've avoided.

littlemonstercallum said...

Hey!! Cushions are evil!! EVIL I say! If they didn't look so pretty on the sofas (well the small amount of time spent there) I'd purge the world of them all!!! Yep all will go to the cushion pyre!!! Bwaahahaaaaa

littlemonstercallum said...

Oh and that was Mummy speaking!!! :D

littlemonstercallum said...

It's because he's evil reno! LOL!! ;)